45 Best Happy New Year Funny Quotes For Facebook 2020


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Happy New Year Funny Quotes
Happy New Year Funny Quotes

Happy New Year Funny Quotes For Friends



Happy New Year friend. I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to need some drinks all year.

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Last year we got older and slower but we had a good time. Let’s make sure we do the same in this new year.




Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want to do is sleep.

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Every year we try to diet and exercise. Maybe this year our plans will actually work. Happy New Year friend.



A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.

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Happy New Year Funny Meme For Twitter


New Year’s Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That’s why this is the best holiday.



The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

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My new year’s wish for you is that your life is full of love and prosperity. I hope this year is the best year ever.



You made last year so special for me. It is my greatest wish that this coming year be special for you.


I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

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Happy New Year Funny Quotes in Hindi
Happy New Year Funny Quotes in Hindi

Last year was so much fun but I know this year is going to be even better. Happy New Year!

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I know you are looking for this year to be full of changes and I want you to know that I support you in your dreams, dear friend.

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This time of year is always so hectic with parties and events. I wanted to take a quiet moment to let you know how much you mean to me.


This time of year, it’s important to gather friends around and spend time together. I am eager to ring in the new year with you.



I’m so excited to make new plans and new memories with you. Let’s make this year as good as the last one.

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Happy New Year Funny Quotes And Jokes

Every year we make resolutions and we vow to keep them. This year, my only resolution is to keep spending time with you.



This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year.

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It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.


May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.



May this New Year bring actual change in you, not recurrence of old habits in a new package!

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Happy New Year Funny Quotes And Memes

I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend.



Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true.

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You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!


I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!



I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

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Happy New Year Funny Quotes For Friends
Happy New Year Funny Quotes For Friends

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!



Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

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All we wanted from life was love, peace, happiness and a Porsche. Three out of four isn’t quite so bad, considering what we’ve been through as friends. Happy New Year, and may this be the year of the Porsche.


Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed… Happy New Year!



Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.

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I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to need some drinks all year. Happy New Year friend.

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Best wishes and good luck this New Year because I intend on completely ignoring your existence for roughly the next 364 days.



May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

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May 2020 be the year you respond to my text.


I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.



Happy New Year from someone comfortable expressing their love and appreciation for you in sms.

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May God inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!



May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.


I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

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I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

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I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. – Robert Clark



Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want to do is sleep.

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Last year’s resolution was to loose 20 pounds by Christmas. Only 30 pounds to go.

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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. – P. J. O’Rourke

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Don’t set your expectations, resolutions and wishes too high for this year. Did it make a difference last time?


New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. – Mark Twain

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Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. – Bill Vaughan

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I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.

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