Top 100 Funny Senior Quotes, Sayings And Thoughts


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Senior Quotes

Best High School Senior Quotes And Sayings



“Once you grow up, you can’t come back!“
Peter Pan




Just keep swimming.” — Dory

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Funny Senior Quotes


“I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me, smh.“
Nicholas Ke




„You‘ve been watching for the last 12 hours straight, are you okay? – Netflix“
Kira Bergman

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Yearbook Quotes For Graduating Seniors


“If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people—we’ve done it right“
Alexis Bass

Funny Senior Quotes


“Always got them Girl Scout cookies, but I’m not no Girl Scout.”
Unknown




“You won’t be able to do this ten years from now—just leave everything behind and go.”
Rachel Kapelke-Dale

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Funny Senior Quotes Tumblr


“The last days before graduation are bad enough, God knows–out of the womb you go, ready or not. The halls rang with the laughter of the girls who were going to be brides in the next week (and widows shortly after)…”
Elizabeth Savag




“Why, you no doctor, yet? – Dad”
Daniel

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Funny Senior Quotes From Tv Shows

“The happier we, the less we see. #asians”
Unknown

Good Senior Quotes


“Sometimes when I’m taking a bath I like to turn off the lights and pretend I’m in the womb.”
Aaron Portillo




“I know that I will look back on these days as being the happiest of my life.“
Unknown

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Senior Quotes The Office


“Thanks Mom and Dad! I couldn’t have done it without you!“
Rayan Parikh




“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
Alexis

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Best High School Senior Quotes


“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.“
Walt Disney

Meaningful Senior Quotes


“I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons.“
Unknown




“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
Marilynn Dawson

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Senior Quotes For Girls


“Now is the time to make sure we have the strings of all the balloons we want to keep before they all float away.”
Maggie Stiefvater




“The world is waiting for us to graduate from ourselves.”
Shannon L. Alder

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Senior Quotes For Instagram


“If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.“
Natalie Turk

Funniest Senior Quotes


“Don’t pause for long; there are greater mountains to climb while you still possess the drive and capacity to do so.“
Richelle E. Goodrich




“Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours.“
Spencer Howard

senior quotes for graduation
Senior Quotes For Graduation


“Character is a course, finish it.”
Mac Canoza

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“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.“
Robert Orben

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“Yooo make up a senior quote for me, I’m not at school.“
Unknown

Senior Quotes Ideas


“If I’ve learned one thing in school it’s that these quotes are the only thing that matter.“
Unknown

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“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.“
Connor Hart

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“Just about a month from now I’m set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.“
Richard Halliburton

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“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.“
Mitchell Wieland

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“No more homework, no more books! No more teacher’s dirty looks!“
Unknown

Inspirational Senior Quotes


“Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.“
Jim Carrey

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“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
Jessica Enciso

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“My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.“
Aian Nguyen

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“This quote is too important to screw up, so I’m playing it safe.“
Anonymous

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“I am that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.“
Segun Akigbogun

Senior Year Quotes


“I cheated on all my exams.“
Roshan McGuinness

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“When life shuts the door, open it back out. That’s how doors work.
Diana Lopez

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“You will regret not dating me in high school.“
Brookelle Wesley

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“Goodbye old boyfriends. Hello new boyfriends!“
Unknown

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“Feeling so good. Looking so bad.“
Rihanna

The Office Senior Quotes


“See kids… I told you I was good looking in high school.“
Anonymous

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“Goodbye everyone! I will remember you all in therapy.“
Plankton

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“I finally learned how to right good.“
Anonymous

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“I am not Amith. I am a legend.“
Amith M.

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“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.“
Ian Longley

High School Senior Quotes


“I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?“
Victoria DiPaolo

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“If movies have taught me anything, now the real fun starts.“
Unknown

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“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.“
Franco Citlalli

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“This was so easy a caveman could do it.“
Unknown

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“I was the BeyoncĂ© in a school full of Michelles.“
Jose Alvarez

Senior Yearbook Quotes


“My mom should have swallowed me.“
Unknown
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“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru“
Aditya Tammana

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“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.“
Unknown

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“Sam just stole my girl again. – Everyone“
Samuel Teehee

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“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.“
Daniel Jones

Quotes For Graduating Senior


“The ‘s’ is silent.“
Pareekshit Ravi

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“I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.“
Connor

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“You need a good plans to get high (pole vault).“
Patrick Hughes

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“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.“
Damenian sparks

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“When are our senior quotes due?“
Jeffrey Goodwin

Hilarious Senior Quotes


“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be BeyoncĂ©.“
McKenzie Ward

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“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.“
Alixandra Garcia

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“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.“
Jenna Allen

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“My senior project was to make a clone. A+“
Unknown twins

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“To the window… To the wall…“
Lewis

Serious Senior Quotes


“… was released from his four-year sentence.“
Faizon Graham

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“WE ARE NOT RELATED.“
The Nguyens

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“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.“
Alexander Gouon

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“All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.“
Amena Al-shugaa
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“If you like pineapple slices of pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because your weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. Precious to
Unknown

Senior Graduating Quotes


“No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.’ — Dad“
Miranda

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“Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes.“
Jeffree Star

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“If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.“
Michael and Steven DiBlasi

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“I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.“
Martin Sanchez

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“I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.“
Hannah Goldsborough

Senior Night Quotes


“Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.“
Betshina Bernier

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“It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.“
Aaron

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“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not the triplets. We graduated.“
The anonymous triplets

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“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli.“
Maximiliano Navarro

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“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha.“
Karl Mangune

Senior Citizen Quotes


“My computer screen is brighter than my future.“
Katia Perez

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“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.“
Unknown

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“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.“
Omotola Omotinugbon

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“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.“
Hugh Vo

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“Don’t follow your dreams… Follow my twitter: @nerojordan“
Jordan Nero

Senior Quotes For Girls


“Morgan is my girlfriend. – Nobody“
Morgan Worley

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“If you’re seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all for math credits. Trust me, that means you can too.“
Gabriela Willis

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“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.“
Anonymous

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“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.“
Randey Chung

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“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.“
Iyanna Morgan

Funny High School Senior Quotes


“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.“
Joanna Clark

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“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.“
Jireh

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“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.“
Stephanie Flores

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“I’ve been a Ho all my life.“
Michelle Ho

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“To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…“
Julia Simsuangco

High School Senior Inspirational Quotes


“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.“
Katya Zamolodchikova

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“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.“
Richard Gilot

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“A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did.“
Stephany Esquivel
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“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.“
Ankit Jain

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“The office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45.”
[-> Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.]“
Amber Rains

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